While it does not seem to fit into the general tone and structure of the volume, the following short story is included as an Appendix. It has no known provenance, but had been reproduced in various periodicals, journals and anthologies without explanation or attribution. Since it concerns both William Shakespeare and a mysterious "doctor", it may indeed have relevance to the preceding material.
- The Doctor's bedroom has wallpaper rocket ships, glow-in-the-dark stars, yellow Beanos, a stuffed toy owl, and William Shakespeare's bed.
- Donna learned to stare from Paddington Bear.
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