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History's Finest Exploding Restaurants was a book written by River Song. It had the tagline "The Best Food for Free. Skip the Coffee."

River used it as a source when plotting her escape from the meteor strike that hit the Harmony and Redemption. She also commented that having around to know when to escape was "cheaper than a taxi."[statement unclear] (TV: The Husbands of River Song)

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