|''How Much For Just The Planet?''|
|Main character(s):||Sabalom Glitz, Melanie Bush|
|Printed in:||Doctor Who Magazine 301|
|Cover date:||7 March 2001|
Glitz and Mel are trying to run their store, but suddenly have troubles with a crab monster who has nine items in the eight-item line. The monster becomes angered at Glitz, and begins attacking him. Mel knocks the creature over in self-defense, accidentally knocking him into the trash compactor. Mel is horrified, but Glitz has an idea, as he is next seen selling Crab Pasta to customers. Mel exclaims "Oh, Glitz."
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