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How Much For Just The Planet?

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''How Much For Just The Planet?''
DWM 301 How Much For Just The Planet
Main character(s): Sabalom Glitz, Melanie Bush
Main enemy: Crab
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Publisher: Panini Comics
Artist: Roger Langridge
Release details
Printed in: Doctor Who Magazine 301
Cover date: 7 March 2001
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How Much For Just The Planet? was a gag-strip printed in DWM 301, which represented an (entirely fictional) potential Doctor Who spin-off; a sitcom featuring Sabalom Glitz and Melanie Bush. The comic was a part of a series of possible "alternate universe" TV shows, and was attached to a fictional description of the show's history.

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Glitz and Mel are trying to run their store, but suddenly have troubles with a crab monster who has nine items in the eight-item line. The monster becomes angered at Glitz, and begins attacking him. Mel knocks the creature over in self-defense, accidentally knocking him into the trash compactor. Mel is horrified, but Glitz has an idea, as he is next seen selling Crab Pasta to customers. Mel exclaims "Oh, Glitz."

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