"Jo Is Making a Thing"

"Jo Is Making a Thing" was a song sung by the Scorchies when Jo Grant was making crafts during their TV show. They later sang a reprise of it as Jo and Professor Baffle attempted to counteract the Doctor's attack.(AUDIO: The Scorchies)

Original lyrics

Jo is making a thing,

It's got lights that flash and go bing!

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo, making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,

Press a button to eat like a king!

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo, making a thing.

Because it's child's play,

To make a Souffle.

All you need is a little time.

Make it! Bake it!

Chocolate shake it!

It'll make it really sublime!

Here's an eye-full,

Of a Trifle!

Cookin' up a jelly surprise.

Because Jo is making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,

Can we watch it fizzle and zing?

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo, making a thing.

So, an a Monday,

We'll make a Flambe!

And it lasts for nearly a week!

A cheesy omelette,

Can make you forget,

If you're feeling less than magnifique!

I can do it!

Cordon Bleu it!

It's not much of a culinary trial

Because Jo is making a thing!

Jo is making a thing!

It's got lights that flash and go bing!

What a lovely thing to sing about!

What a lovely thing to spring about!

What a lovely highland fling about!

Jo making a thing!

Yeah!

Reprise lyrics

Jo is making a thing,

It's held together with a piece of string!

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo, making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,

Let's hope it goes with a swing!

Oh, what a lovely thing to sing about,

Jo, making a thing.

So, take a Felt Tip,

With a Firm Grip,

And Scribble in your Colouring Book.

Take a fork and,

A cork in your hand!

And swing it round like a Grappling Hook!

We make it so cool,

Here at our Play-School,

Cut out the Gobbledy-Gook!

Because Jo is making a thing.

Jo is making a thing,

C'mon everyone let us sing!

It's a lovely thing to sing about!

Jo, making a thing.

Yes, she's making a thing!

Steppin' out of our Hot Spring!

What a lovely thing to sing about!

We're giving mayhem a death to fling about!

Give a chew on a teething ring about!

Jo making a thing!