"Apparently, it has been ten years since Tom's adventures aboard Iris Wildthyme's transdimensional double-decker bus. Tom has now settled into a life of writing weird and wonderful novels (his description; I call them schlocky) about his erstwhile friend in order to support himself and, of course, his best real friend, me! One small, highly intelligent and terribly sophisticated Panda.
Then, one night at a book launch, there was a ruckus in the signing queue. Suddenly, the loud-mouthed floozy of the multiverse was back in his life, no, our lives... I ask you, how rude is that? Anyway, she embarrassed him in front of his fans and caused a punch up. Before Tom even knew it, Iris had entrusted him with her most precious possession, ridden off into the night with Robin Hood, and revealed that she was being hunted by evil forces from a higher dimension... Of course, they both needed me to save the day..."
- Panda (X)
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- Iris Wildthyme - Katy Manning
- Tom - Ortis Deley
- Panda - David Benson
- Mida Slike - Ann Bryson
- The Head - Stephen Chance
- Robin Hood - Duncan Wisbey
- Lucretia - Lucy Beresford
- Fans - Lizzie Hopley, Simon Guerrier
- Mida Slike is from MIAOW, the Ministry for Alien Incursions and Ontological Wonders.
- This audio drama was recorded on 4 September 2005.
- Iris and her companion Tom first appeared in PROSE: Verdigris.
- Mida Slike had appeared in PROSE: Mad Dogs and Englishmen.
- This incarnation of Iris had previously appeared in AUDIO: Excelis Dawns, AUDIO: The Plague Herds of Excelis and AUDIO: The Wormery.